3.31.2010

Sly The Socialist



I was called a socialist on my facebook page and a coward for not admitting it. Aren't most Americans a least a little socialist? Or do you think we should all fend for ourselves, true freedom. I'm not a label, most people aren't.





Democratic Candidate For Governor Tom Barrett



We talk to Milwaukee Mayor Tom Barrett about why high-speed rail is good for the State and why Walker and Neumann care more about tax cuts for corporations than young mothers.





Christain Terrorists



The FBI just took down a Christian Militia group plotting to kill cops which would then spark a mass revolt across the land. Funny how FOX news and conservative pundits are saying very little about a terrorist group operating within our borders. What would they be saying if this group was Muslim? Every Christian leader better condemn this immediately or else Christianity is a violent religion. Oh wait... that only applies to Muslims.





James Howard - Candidate For The Madison School Board



Candidate for Madison School Board James Howard joins me to tell you why he'd like to take on this very tough job. Howard has a strong background in economics and believes his experience in that field will help solve the district's budget woes while maintaining the district's high standards.





Speeding In The Recession



Have you noticed more people being pulled over for speeding? I sure have. Police insist they aren't ticketing more do to the recession, what do you think?





Hands Off The Food!



General Stanley McChrystal, a health nut, is ordering all fast food on NATO bases to be shut down. A California lawmakers is also trying to ban toys from being put into Happy Meals. Quit going after food, it makes people happy.





Toyota Drivers Crippled With Fear



Poor old Myrna. She had just gotten done with her water aerobics class when her Toyota Camry accelerated right into the Sheboygan Falls YMCA. Have you noticed that Toyota drivers now seem panic stricken whenever they get behind the wheel? Every time they touch the accelerator it might take off like a rocket to the moon.





3.30.2010

Teabaggers Anxious About Dwindling Majority


Photo Courtesy of Jesse Russell

Frank Rich wrote a fantastic article about how the teabaggers outrage is not over health care but over the "inexorable and immutable change" that is occurring in America. A black President, a woman Speaker, and a very powerful Gay Congressional member have brought out the primal and irrational fears of dwindling majority.





Scot Ross from One Wisconsin Now



Scot Ross from One Wisconsin Now enlightens us on why our Attorney General is on a futile mission to sue the Federal Government over health care. Van Hollen insists it has nothing to do with the election this fall.





Badger Honor Flight



Steve Bartlett and Brian Ziegler join me to talk about Badger Honor Flight, a non-profit which flies WWII vets to Washington, DC to see the memorials. It's a wonderful organization that's all about showing our oldest vets appreciation for all they have done for our country. If you have a parent that fought in World War II, please consider giving a donation in their honor. I know I am.

badgerhonorflight.org





LEGALIZE!!



While Wisconsin is still pussyfooting around with a medical marijuana bill, California's getting right down to business. The Golden State is looking to solves its budgets woes by taxing recreational marijuana. It's time to be honest. The War on Drugs has been an abysmal failure in part because we keep safe drugs like marijuana illegal. Every vote against legalizing marijuana in California is a vote to keep the drug cartels in business.





Rightwing Road Rage




A motorist in Tennessee was flipped off and rammed by another vehicle simply for having an Obama-Biden bumper sticker. Tea baggers are all about shouting people down and intimidating those who disagree with them. The passage of health care has only infuriated them further. Does this make you more or less likely to put a political bumper sticker on your car?

I say its time to fight back! Show up at elected officials listening sessions and tell them you are grateful they passed health care reform. Display your political bumper sticker with pride instead of letting these bitter, old white people win.





Bullying In The 21st Century



Nine teens from western Massachusetts are being charged in connection with the suicide of Phoebe Prince, who hung herself last year because of incessant harassment and bullying from her peers. How has bullying changed since we were kids?





Hold It Against Him!



A DeForest farmer learned of his girlfriend's pregnancy and decided to spike her drink with cow abortion poison. What does the mother have to say about her baby's daddy two years later, "I don't hold it against him". Honey, when your boyfriend tries to murder your unborn baby you can hold a grudge guilt-free.





A Bad Reason To Stop Drinking



Judith Adrian suggested in the State Journal that the way to keep UW students to stop binge drinking is to tell them that they are supporting an industry that kills 85,000 people a year. This is the most absurd thing I've ever heard. This makes me want to shoot up!.

The Offending Column





3.29.2010

The Ultimate Humilation For McCain



Poor, poor John McCain. Once the most likable and popular of all Republicans, this war hero is now playing second fiddle to a woman who doesn't deserve to be on Hee-Haw. McCain is in so much trouble, he now needs Sarah Palin to win his primary. Isn't this exactly what's wrong with the Republican party?





Obama's War



President Obama gave his best Bush impersonation during his surprise trip to Afghanistan this weekend. President Obama reaffirmed the United States commitment to this Failes State despite it having nothing to do with national security.

This war in Afghanistan is a waste of time, a waste of money, and most importantly a waste of American and Afghan lives. There is ZERO shame in bringing the troops home instead of propping up this Poppy Puppet.





Tom Farley - Candidate For Madison School Board



We learn a little about Tom Farley, candidate for School Board, and what he'd like bring to the Madison School Board. It's a tough budget and cuts need to be made, Farley tells us what he thinks we can do to get the budget back in the black without compromising our schools. Remember to Vote April 6th!





General Motors On The Mend



Michelle Bachmann called President Obama "un-American" for trying to keep General Motors alive -- Bachmann even made up some complete bullshit about how 51% of the economy is now government controlled. Well it turns out that General Motors is slated to pay back all its government loans by June, five years ahead of schedule. Rush Limbaugh, Michelle Bachmann, and all those Toyota Republicans want GM to fail, they want Obama to fail, even if that means the whole country fails. Those Republicans sure are patriotic.





Dr. Phil Catches Some Crooks



FOX's Megyn Kelly did a ridiculous segment on whether Dr. Phil might be in legal trouble for having two habitual shoplifters on his program. Because of their appearance on Dr. Phil, this criminal couple was arrested and face years in prison. How in any way could Dr. Phil be held accountable for anything these two thieves did? Did they not know admitting federal crimes on national televison isn't the best way to stay out of jail?





3.26.2010

Coulter vs Canada


Ann Coulter's history of derogatory comments toward Muslims may be fine here in America but Canada is speaking out against her radical views and have the legal authority to fine her hate speech. What can Canada do to make sure Coulter never comes back?





Alan Colmes



Alan Colmes joins me to talk about health care, threats against Congressional Members, and of course the death of Hannity's dear dog Snowball.





That Was Then, This Is Now



Our half-witted Attorney General, who campaigned on de-politicizing the Attorney General's office, announced yesterday that he will sue the Feds over the individual mandate aspect of health care. Van Hollen is wasting taxpayer's money just for an act of political posturing. Not only is his legal reasoning flawed but he needs the Governor and the legislature to sign off on it (which will never happen).

Van Hollen isn't the only one using fake outrage for political points. Republican politicians like Tommy Thompson, Senator Grassley, and Mitt Romney are calling an individual mandate unconstitutional when it was their idea!





Scott Hassett For Attorney General



Scott Hassett, candidate for Attorney General, is on the live line to challenges JB Van Hollen's reasoning for suing the Feds over the individual mandate. Hassett also explains what he'd like to do as Attorney General. We need a competent, straight shooter like Scott to get the AG's office back on track.

hassettforag.com





Hannity's Dog is.....DEAD


Breaking News out of New York.... Sean Hannity's dog Snowball is dead. Hannity is just one of many conservative talk radio hosts that give their pets girly names. Funny how these right wingers have all the compassion in the world for a dog but have no problem outsourcing jobs and feverishly oppose all Americans having affordable health care. We also pick a name for Hannity's new dog, something that is more appropo to his selfish political views.










Jim Hill is running for office (wouldn't tell us which office) as an independent because he's sick of politicians taking away his independence. For an Independent he sure sounds like a Republican.... FREEEEDOOOM.



Coupon Clippers



The people who clip coupons are a parasite on this nation. It's one thing if you have a huge family or have a tight budget but the die hard coupon clippers rarely fall in this category. They are obsessed with consuming for consuming sake and couldn't care less about the cashier making minimum wage.